Chapter 44 1 in a 1,000,000. 2 for the price of 1. Dimwitted and reimbursed. What if the other side of the Moon was full of human sized tarantulas? I didn’t make the rules I just follow them. I get up early and shave my back even though I have no back hair. People stare […]

Chapter 1 Human, aka Steve, whistles to Dog. “Come here, please!” Steve, the human, says to Dog, “Are you ready to go on an adventure? Thinking of going on a little road trip to the mountains, what do you think? Do you think we should bring you along? Or shouldyou stay here and we will […]

Crisp and Burns Dave Burns and Shane Crisp worked in the local crematorium. Dave was the superintendent and Shane his second in command. They were responsible for ensuring that when the hearse arrived the transition from shoulder to catafalque to cremator was seamless. You may not know what a catafalque is, so let me explain; […]

…‘I told Saul I’d do as he asked.’ Perdita thought it best to slip that in while Luke and Gavin were distracted by the food. ‘I think,’ Luke said, ‘you need to tell us what you just said again as I don’t think I could have possibly heard right.’ ‘I didn’t hear right either,’ Gavin […]

Alma-Jane I am Alma-Jane, and I am genetically happier than the average person.  I know this because 5 days ago one of the researchers at the New York City Hospital, where I go once a week, told me so. “My dear AJ,” she said, eyeing me between quick, nervous blinks, “your Genetic Happiness score is […]